Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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