I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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