Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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