Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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