I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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