Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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