what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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