maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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