Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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