I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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