no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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