yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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