the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES