My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.