It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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