Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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