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oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
How naked do you want me to be?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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