What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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