im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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