Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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