how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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