I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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