How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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