i think my mom watched the whole time
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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