Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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