So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Shame is for Republicans.
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