Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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