I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
How external is "for external use only"?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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