if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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