Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Im part way to drunk.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped