Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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