finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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