she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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