they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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