well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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