did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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