No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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