bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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