Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Acid is not a monday night drug
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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