Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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