i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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