I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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