i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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