i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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