Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
