honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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