Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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