Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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