would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
why do cheetos always look like penises
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
as a side note pls kill me
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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