You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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