For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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