Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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