Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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