playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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