I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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