ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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