Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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