Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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