Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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